much better to be known as datuk tua...

Told ya!!

Never want to listen to ppl's idea, and thats what happened if u are toooooooo stubborn like a rock!

Last few days, Mr G assigned Miss E to do some changes on the date & time for last MOM at ***K project..so she did...He told her to continue the number from last MOM which is known as Management meeting which we never seen/ knew about the existence...

Miss E: U want me to use the Consultant/ Site minutes meeting format?
Mr G: Use the Management minutes meeting..
Miss E: Oh I cant find it, which we never know we have it..
Mr G: Find it, got one!! *shake his head*

..Miss E went off to continue looking for such minutes..she even called for Miss N to help her on this since the most understandable person wasn't around....hehehe...

Keep looking for it such a waste of time.....and both N & E agreed they never saw it somewhere... so they decided to use the latest minutes with client's format... and here it goes....

Today dated 12-09-2012:

Mr G: E! come in awhile..
Miss E: Yes..?
Mr G: what was it called the last minutes of meeting ?
Miss E: Management meeting? why
Mr G: Consultant / site right?
Miss E: Ya............... *blurr face*
Mr G: so whats the last number? continue from there la.. why never put number here??
Miss E: You told me to look for management minutes, i cant find it...the last number for consultant is.....wait i think *thinkning*
Mr G: check it now and come back to me..dont think2.... u wont get it right later.

IN MISS E'S HEART HE'S SUCH A DATUK BONGKOK TIGA YANG ODI LOST HIS MEMORY!!

Miss E out from his office with the "told ya..." term!! never listen!!!! haish... whatever it is, Miss E knew she's right... so keep it low babeh....

Btw, another new staff gonna report on the 24-09-2012... office former staff! He was there to witness the conversation before...Good thing if he realises now not to work here!

hari-hari nak kena sumpah, apa tak nya.... hari-hari mcm datuk tua, kuat membebel!

In our country we didn't lock dog,

only MONKEY stay in cage.

Hello monkey, behave yourself.

Don't jump to high or u will hit your head.

and next day you need to make some drama.

cry baby cry...

we didn't cook for monkey, because monkey eat fruits.

we didn't bring u lunch together because u said u want to go hutan cari pisang.

we lock u in cage, because we care, we don't want your species pupus.

OH MY GUCCI!

ada aku kesah ...

New Staff - Girl

Everyday complain complain ... Cry Cry ... how ppl treat u ... until nw got so surprise Story ...

Complain no food eat ... no 1 cook 4 u ..!!!
Complain didnt bring u Out for shopping...!!!
Complain didnt ask u go for lunch 2gether ...!!!

Now Complain treat U like DOG !!!
Want to be my DOG ... WAIT LONG LONG ...

If cant follow ppl style here ... and so many complain , If got CIBAI  n miss ur LAN JIAO... stay at hotel !!!! If not , bek 2 UR OWN COUNTRY !!!


BIG SWINDLER !!!!!!


FUCK U ... CIBAI GIRL ....

My Boss & I

Exactly Is My Boss ...

When I Take a long time, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I take a stand, I am being bull-headed.

When my boss does it, he's being firm.

When I overlooked a rule of ettiquette, I am being rude.

When my boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I have one too many drinks at a social, I am a drunken bum.

When my boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview.

When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

Dialog between Mr G & Mrs G ...

Miss Y & Miss H go for Holiday ...Office just left few old staff n 2 new staff ...

The next day of Miss H holiday . ..

Mr G : Miss N , wer is the program tat Miss H done ?

Miss N : Oldy on ur table.

Mr G : is this the new 1? Miss H got change it according to my requested?

Miss N : Yap.

Mr G : No. She didnt.This still wrong.

Miss N : I dont knw wat u hav told her.

Mr G : U knw wer is the soft copy?

Miss N : Yap. On d desktop .....

Mr G : Ok.

After half an hour ... Mr G call Miss E & Miss N ... ( Mrs G is here)

Mr G : Miss E , u sit ter awhile ...

Miss G : ( looking at d programme chart ) . Wat is tis ! y Miss H done like tis ! I really angry la ... really cant understand at all ! Nid to redo everything !


Mrs G : which software she use?

Mr G : Excel.

Mrs G : Y use this !! Y dont 1 2 use XX program ?

Miss N : we dont hav tat program.


Mr G : Ok. Anything u just ask Miss N to help you for the info. Miss N , Later u help Mrs G to open this file at Miss H desktop.U know , Mrs G is the expert on this. No1 know better than her.Ur guys hav to learn frm her.

Miss N : Oh ... k.

Miss N & Mrs G went to the studio ....During the process , Mrs G ask & just sit ter  waiting for d ans & Miss N very very busy looking for it. (for all this while , Miss N dont knw anything abt the program) ...Mrs G just busy go search internet & eat anything tat on de table without asking.
Few hour pass & Mrs G is done ...Mrs G show soft copy to Mr G ... Mrs G ready to go ..

Mr G : Dear , this area is wrong ! is not ..... & is like tis ....

Mrs G : Are u sure !

Mr G : Yes ....!

Mrs G : Oh ! ok ...

Mr G : Is ok , i change myself oldy .

Mrs G : ok , i go 1st ... ( walk until the entrance door ...)

Mr G : Thanks a lot , dear.

Mrs G : Eh ! #@%$*&

Mr G & Miss N continue their discussion ... End the story ...

Version 2 : PART 1 - Mr G , Miss Y & Staff

Few Days Ago ...After the meeting with all staff ...

Mr G : This month work hard play hard is whose turn...

Staff : Dont know ....

Mr G : Then Miss Y go & plan ...

Miss Y : ok...

After few hours pass by ...

Miss Y : Mr G , we already plan ...this sat we decide go to Brunei as our work hard play hard.we go eat
              sushi & shopping...

Mr G : Oh ok. Hold on ! This Sat i cant make it ... we put on Sun la...

Staff : ( SUNDAY !!!no way...) thinking ...

Miss Y : Sorry , Sun we cant.

Mr G : then we postpone to next Sat ... think new plan & propose to me ...

Miss Y : Ok. ( already said THIS MONTH work hard play hard , next week is NEW month already ) in
              mind ...

Version 2 : PART 2 - Mr G , Miss Y & Staff

The next day ...MORNING

Mr G : Miss Y , this sat ur guys still going to Brunei to eat sushi ?

Miss Y : oh ...yes.we still remain the plan ..

Mr G : Miss Y , Come in to my office a while...i got important things to talk to you.

Miss Y  follow Mr G go to Office ...

Miss G : Miss Y , work hard play hard means we all need to involve.since i cant make it so this sat cant count as our work hard play hard. Ur guys still can go ahead if ur guys want it.

Miss Y come out from the office & told others colleague ...Final decision still go ahead ...
(After that, every hour Mr G will as the same qns : this sat ur guys comfirm go? )

AFTERNOON ...

Mr G : Miss E , told all the staff that ur guys requested to work until 12.30pm for this sat...

Everyone : WHAT !! already know we all going to brunei at 10.30am.now requested to work late ...SHIT !

BEFORE EVERYONE GO OFF...MR G call a meeting with all the staff n the new staff ...

Mr G : For all the old staff ,this Sat no need to work ot .Can go off ... Ur guys can go enjoy & relax ye..
            New staff very sorry ur guys hav to stay for OT coz this few months ago , they work too hard
            oldy... Next time ur guys can join them ... ( just want to show out how good he is ) . Ok.Thats all .
           Thanks every1.