FINAL CONCLUSION : DONT WORK TOO HARD !!! WAHAHAHA...
Tuesday, 25 September 2012
Thursday, 20 September 2012
MIA
Surat cinta daripada PDM Miri:
" Pada 18.09.2012 jam lebih kurang 0904hours saya telah menerima satu mesej dari seorang pekerja saya bernama *L *M *A, Warganegara Filipina, Passport no ********* dimana beliau memberitahu dia tidak hadir bekerja pada hari tersebut. Pada 19.09.2012 jam lebih kurang 1100 hours saya telah pergi ke quaters beliau di atas restoran jasmine dan saya dapati beliau tidak ada di dalam quaters tersebut. Saya telah menghubungi beliau berkali-kali melalui telefon namun gagal. Sehingga laporan dibuat beliau belum lagi balik bekerja. Saya buat laporan bagi pihak syarikat *I *T tidak akan bertanggungjawab terhadap beliau sekiranya terjadi sesuatu terhadap beliau dan rujukan pihak imigresen. Ini repot saya. "
Butir-buti Pengadu:
Nama: Mr G
The reasons in his mind about this missing staff are as follows:
1- Murdered
2- Run away with new GF
3- Salary not released (Tetttttttttt..... never will be one of his thought)
To those who are not around.. it's an update for you guys...
.......chiow...
Friday, 14 September 2012
each day caused trouble.....
bad news received from Miss N this morning aft arrived at the office..
1st sms- "Mr G came to my house and scolded all my housemates. that new girl really can do things unexpextedly...." (we knew the reason why he did that... unsatisfied with the agreement?)
2nd sms- "memang la. lepas minum arak datang rumah bergaduh after finished cool down sms ppl, said sorry, regret what he had done." (memang cibai this Mr G. like nothing happened, then just say sorry?)
3rd sms-"i oso dont know , when i reached home, they already there.. so start lor..coz that girl said she tak berani tinggal"
4th sms- "cos Mr G send her back. actually is 7pm, then u know la until 9.30pm Mr G back, she back with him lor, she didnt speak a word when Mr G scolded us. after Mr G go, the girl asked what happened lor. what Mr G said, and no one wants to answer her anymore"
5th sms- "still stay here. this morning she sms me that gate is locked and she wanna wait outside. i reply her to stay inside only. when i go down check, totally didnt lock at all, so I sms her back DON'T ASSUME PLS!! I got realy angry, didnt check then cincai said."
......from this sms-es clearly state that the girl is very dramatic & love to make up stories! just a FRIENDLY FINAL REMINDER to all staffs of A***S****... pls don't share ur stories to this girl.......
chiow..
1st sms- "Mr G came to my house and scolded all my housemates. that new girl really can do things unexpextedly...." (we knew the reason why he did that... unsatisfied with the agreement?)
2nd sms- "memang la. lepas minum arak datang rumah bergaduh after finished cool down sms ppl, said sorry, regret what he had done." (memang cibai this Mr G. like nothing happened, then just say sorry?)
3rd sms-"i oso dont know , when i reached home, they already there.. so start lor..coz that girl said she tak berani tinggal"
4th sms- "cos Mr G send her back. actually is 7pm, then u know la until 9.30pm Mr G back, she back with him lor, she didnt speak a word when Mr G scolded us. after Mr G go, the girl asked what happened lor. what Mr G said, and no one wants to answer her anymore"
5th sms- "still stay here. this morning she sms me that gate is locked and she wanna wait outside. i reply her to stay inside only. when i go down check, totally didnt lock at all, so I sms her back DON'T ASSUME PLS!! I got realy angry, didnt check then cincai said."
......from this sms-es clearly state that the girl is very dramatic & love to make up stories! just a FRIENDLY FINAL REMINDER to all staffs of A***S****... pls don't share ur stories to this girl.......
chiow..
Wednesday, 12 September 2012
much better to be known as datuk tua...
Told ya!!
Never want to listen to ppl's idea, and thats what happened if u are toooooooo stubborn like a rock!
Last few days, Mr G assigned Miss E to do some changes on the date & time for last MOM at ***K project..so she did...He told her to continue the number from last MOM which is known as Management meeting which we never seen/ knew about the existence...
Miss E: U want me to use the Consultant/ Site minutes meeting format?
Mr G: Use the Management minutes meeting..
Miss E: Oh I cant find it, which we never know we have it..
Mr G: Find it, got one!! *shake his head*
..Miss E went off to continue looking for such minutes..she even called for Miss N to help her on this since the most understandable person wasn't around....hehehe...
Keep looking for it such a waste of time.....and both N & E agreed they never saw it somewhere... so they decided to use the latest minutes with client's format... and here it goes....
Today dated 12-09-2012:
Mr G: E! come in awhile..
Miss E: Yes..?
Mr G: what was it called the last minutes of meeting ?
Miss E: Management meeting? why
Mr G: Consultant / site right?
Miss E: Ya............... *blurr face*
Mr G: so whats the last number? continue from there la.. why never put number here??
Miss E: You told me to look for management minutes, i cant find it...the last number for consultant is.....wait i think *thinkning*
Mr G: check it now and come back to me..dont think2.... u wont get it right later.
IN MISS E'S HEART HE'S SUCH A DATUK BONGKOK TIGA YANG ODI LOST HIS MEMORY!!
Miss E out from his office with the "told ya..." term!! never listen!!!! haish... whatever it is, Miss E knew she's right... so keep it low babeh....
Btw, another new staff gonna report on the 24-09-2012... office former staff! He was there to witness the conversation before...Good thing if he realises now not to work here!
hari-hari nak kena sumpah, apa tak nya.... hari-hari mcm datuk tua, kuat membebel!
Never want to listen to ppl's idea, and thats what happened if u are toooooooo stubborn like a rock!
Last few days, Mr G assigned Miss E to do some changes on the date & time for last MOM at ***K project..so she did...He told her to continue the number from last MOM which is known as Management meeting which we never seen/ knew about the existence...
Miss E: U want me to use the Consultant/ Site minutes meeting format?
Mr G: Use the Management minutes meeting..
Miss E: Oh I cant find it, which we never know we have it..
Mr G: Find it, got one!! *shake his head*
..Miss E went off to continue looking for such minutes..she even called for Miss N to help her on this since the most understandable person wasn't around....hehehe...
Keep looking for it such a waste of time.....and both N & E agreed they never saw it somewhere... so they decided to use the latest minutes with client's format... and here it goes....
Today dated 12-09-2012:
Mr G: E! come in awhile..
Miss E: Yes..?
Mr G: what was it called the last minutes of meeting ?
Miss E: Management meeting? why
Mr G: Consultant / site right?
Miss E: Ya............... *blurr face*
Mr G: so whats the last number? continue from there la.. why never put number here??
Miss E: You told me to look for management minutes, i cant find it...the last number for consultant is.....wait i think *thinkning*
Mr G: check it now and come back to me..dont think2.... u wont get it right later.
IN MISS E'S HEART HE'S SUCH A DATUK BONGKOK TIGA YANG ODI LOST HIS MEMORY!!
Miss E out from his office with the "told ya..." term!! never listen!!!! haish... whatever it is, Miss E knew she's right... so keep it low babeh....
Btw, another new staff gonna report on the 24-09-2012... office former staff! He was there to witness the conversation before...Good thing if he realises now not to work here!
hari-hari nak kena sumpah, apa tak nya.... hari-hari mcm datuk tua, kuat membebel!
In our country we didn't lock dog,
only MONKEY stay in cage.
Hello monkey, behave yourself.
Don't jump to high or u will hit your head.
and next day you need to make some drama.
cry baby cry...
we didn't cook for monkey, because monkey eat fruits.
we didn't bring u lunch together because u said u want to go hutan cari pisang.
we lock u in cage, because we care, we don't want your species pupus.
OH MY GUCCI!
ada aku kesah ...
New Staff - Girl
Everyday complain complain ... Cry Cry ... how ppl treat u ... until nw got so surprise Story ...
Complain no food eat ... no 1 cook 4 u ..!!!
Complain didnt bring u Out for shopping...!!!
Complain didnt ask u go for lunch 2gether ...!!!
Now Complain treat U like DOG !!!
Want to be my DOG ... WAIT LONG LONG ...
If cant follow ppl style here ... and so many complain , If got CIBAI n miss ur LAN JIAO... stay at hotel !!!! If not , bek 2 UR OWN COUNTRY !!!
BIG SWINDLER !!!!!!
FUCK U ... CIBAI GIRL ....
Complain no food eat ... no 1 cook 4 u ..!!!
Complain didnt bring u Out for shopping...!!!
Complain didnt ask u go for lunch 2gether ...!!!
Now Complain treat U like DOG !!!
Want to be my DOG ... WAIT LONG LONG ...
If cant follow ppl style here ... and so many complain , If got CIBAI n miss ur LAN JIAO... stay at hotel !!!! If not , bek 2 UR OWN COUNTRY !!!
BIG SWINDLER !!!!!!
FUCK U ... CIBAI GIRL ....
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
My Boss & I
Exactly Is My Boss ...
When I Take a long time, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I take a stand, I am being bull-headed.
When my boss does it, he's being firm.
When I overlooked a rule of ettiquette, I am being rude.
When my boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I have one too many drinks at a social, I am a drunken bum.
When my boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview.
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
Monday, 10 September 2012
Dialog between Mr G & Mrs G ...
Miss Y & Miss H go for Holiday ...Office just left few old staff n 2 new staff ...
The next day of Miss H holiday . ..
Mr G : Miss N , wer is the program tat Miss H done ?
Miss N : Oldy on ur table.
Mr G : is this the new 1? Miss H got change it according to my requested?
Miss N : Yap.
Mr G : No. She didnt.This still wrong.
Miss N : I dont knw wat u hav told her.
Mr G : U knw wer is the soft copy?
Miss N : Yap. On d desktop .....
Mr G : Ok.
After half an hour ... Mr G call Miss E & Miss N ... ( Mrs G is here)
Mr G : Miss E , u sit ter awhile ...
Miss G : ( looking at d programme chart ) . Wat is tis ! y Miss H done like tis ! I really angry la ... really cant understand at all ! Nid to redo everything !
Mrs G : which software she use?
Mr G : Excel.
Mrs G : Y use this !! Y dont 1 2 use XX program ?
Miss N : we dont hav tat program.
Mr G : Ok. Anything u just ask Miss N to help you for the info. Miss N , Later u help Mrs G to open this file at Miss H desktop.U know , Mrs G is the expert on this. No1 know better than her.Ur guys hav to learn frm her.
Miss N : Oh ... k.
Miss N & Mrs G went to the studio ....During the process , Mrs G ask & just sit ter waiting for d ans & Miss N very very busy looking for it. (for all this while , Miss N dont knw anything abt the program) ...Mrs G just busy go search internet & eat anything tat on de table without asking.
Few hour pass & Mrs G is done ...Mrs G show soft copy to Mr G ... Mrs G ready to go ..
Mr G : Dear , this area is wrong ! is not ..... & is like tis ....
Mrs G : Are u sure !
Mr G : Yes ....!
Mrs G : Oh ! ok ...
Mr G : Is ok , i change myself oldy .
Mrs G : ok , i go 1st ... ( walk until the entrance door ...)
Mr G : Thanks a lot , dear.
Mrs G : Eh ! #@%$*&
Mr G & Miss N continue their discussion ... End the story ...
The next day of Miss H holiday . ..
Mr G : Miss N , wer is the program tat Miss H done ?
Miss N : Oldy on ur table.
Mr G : is this the new 1? Miss H got change it according to my requested?
Miss N : Yap.
Mr G : No. She didnt.This still wrong.
Miss N : I dont knw wat u hav told her.
Mr G : U knw wer is the soft copy?
Miss N : Yap. On d desktop .....
Mr G : Ok.
After half an hour ... Mr G call Miss E & Miss N ... ( Mrs G is here)
Mr G : Miss E , u sit ter awhile ...
Miss G : ( looking at d programme chart ) . Wat is tis ! y Miss H done like tis ! I really angry la ... really cant understand at all ! Nid to redo everything !
Mrs G : which software she use?
Mr G : Excel.
Mrs G : Y use this !! Y dont 1 2 use XX program ?
Miss N : we dont hav tat program.
Mr G : Ok. Anything u just ask Miss N to help you for the info. Miss N , Later u help Mrs G to open this file at Miss H desktop.U know , Mrs G is the expert on this. No1 know better than her.Ur guys hav to learn frm her.
Miss N : Oh ... k.
Miss N & Mrs G went to the studio ....During the process , Mrs G ask & just sit ter waiting for d ans & Miss N very very busy looking for it. (for all this while , Miss N dont knw anything abt the program) ...Mrs G just busy go search internet & eat anything tat on de table without asking.
Few hour pass & Mrs G is done ...Mrs G show soft copy to Mr G ... Mrs G ready to go ..
Mr G : Dear , this area is wrong ! is not ..... & is like tis ....
Mrs G : Are u sure !
Mr G : Yes ....!
Mrs G : Oh ! ok ...
Mr G : Is ok , i change myself oldy .
Mrs G : ok , i go 1st ... ( walk until the entrance door ...)
Mr G : Thanks a lot , dear.
Mrs G : Eh ! #@%$*&
Mr G & Miss N continue their discussion ... End the story ...
Version 2 : PART 1 - Mr G , Miss Y & Staff
Few Days Ago ...After the meeting with all staff ...
Mr G : This month work hard play hard is whose turn...
Staff : Dont know ....
Mr G : Then Miss Y go & plan ...
Miss Y : ok...
After few hours pass by ...
Miss Y : Mr G , we already plan ...this sat we decide go to Brunei as our work hard play hard.we go eat
sushi & shopping...
Mr G : Oh ok. Hold on ! This Sat i cant make it ... we put on Sun la...
Staff : ( SUNDAY !!!no way...) thinking ...
Miss Y : Sorry , Sun we cant.
Mr G : then we postpone to next Sat ... think new plan & propose to me ...
Miss Y : Ok. ( already said THIS MONTH work hard play hard , next week is NEW month already ) in
mind ...
Mr G : This month work hard play hard is whose turn...
Staff : Dont know ....
Mr G : Then Miss Y go & plan ...
Miss Y : ok...
After few hours pass by ...
Miss Y : Mr G , we already plan ...this sat we decide go to Brunei as our work hard play hard.we go eat
sushi & shopping...
Mr G : Oh ok. Hold on ! This Sat i cant make it ... we put on Sun la...
Staff : ( SUNDAY !!!no way...) thinking ...
Miss Y : Sorry , Sun we cant.
Mr G : then we postpone to next Sat ... think new plan & propose to me ...
Miss Y : Ok. ( already said THIS MONTH work hard play hard , next week is NEW month already ) in
mind ...
Version 2 : PART 2 - Mr G , Miss Y & Staff
The next day ...MORNING
Mr G : Miss Y , this sat ur guys still going to Brunei to eat sushi ?
Miss Y : oh ...yes.we still remain the plan ..
Mr G : Miss Y , Come in to my office a while...i got important things to talk to you.
Miss Y follow Mr G go to Office ...
Miss G : Miss Y , work hard play hard means we all need to involve.since i cant make it so this sat cant count as our work hard play hard. Ur guys still can go ahead if ur guys want it.
Miss Y come out from the office & told others colleague ...Final decision still go ahead ...
(After that, every hour Mr G will as the same qns : this sat ur guys comfirm go? )
AFTERNOON ...
Mr G : Miss E , told all the staff that ur guys requested to work until 12.30pm for this sat...
Everyone : WHAT !! already know we all going to brunei at 10.30am.now requested to work late ...SHIT !
BEFORE EVERYONE GO OFF...MR G call a meeting with all the staff n the new staff ...
Mr G : For all the old staff ,this Sat no need to work ot .Can go off ... Ur guys can go enjoy & relax ye..
New staff very sorry ur guys hav to stay for OT coz this few months ago , they work too hard
oldy... Next time ur guys can join them ... ( just want to show out how good he is ) . Ok.Thats all .
Thanks every1.
Mr G : Miss Y , this sat ur guys still going to Brunei to eat sushi ?
Miss Y : oh ...yes.we still remain the plan ..
Mr G : Miss Y , Come in to my office a while...i got important things to talk to you.
Miss Y follow Mr G go to Office ...
Miss G : Miss Y , work hard play hard means we all need to involve.since i cant make it so this sat cant count as our work hard play hard. Ur guys still can go ahead if ur guys want it.
Miss Y come out from the office & told others colleague ...Final decision still go ahead ...
(After that, every hour Mr G will as the same qns : this sat ur guys comfirm go? )
AFTERNOON ...
Mr G : Miss E , told all the staff that ur guys requested to work until 12.30pm for this sat...
Everyone : WHAT !! already know we all going to brunei at 10.30am.now requested to work late ...SHIT !
BEFORE EVERYONE GO OFF...MR G call a meeting with all the staff n the new staff ...
Mr G : For all the old staff ,this Sat no need to work ot .Can go off ... Ur guys can go enjoy & relax ye..
New staff very sorry ur guys hav to stay for OT coz this few months ago , they work too hard
oldy... Next time ur guys can join them ... ( just want to show out how good he is ) . Ok.Thats all .
Thanks every1.
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