I'm stressed! Gosh dammit! I can't do my work..
Kepala pusing!! !@#$%^&* Feel like my head, brain and other internal veins gonna burst out and almost out of every holes of the body and the eyes, ears, nose!! Aku sumpah ko Mr G G G G!!!! Aduh hari-hari geram dengan G boleh tua aku ni..... Kalau ikutkan hati, memang hari2 aku post kat sini, apakan daya, G always monitors us like we're jobless or gossiping or doing nothing in the office! Kejap2.. call.. kejap2... new task! Hey buy a machine robot la.... what the hell you're doing in the office.. came to work just to scold, be on the phone, skype-ing, emailing, mingling around?? buang masa jadi boss! Even other bosses are much better than you!
cerita takkan habis kalau aku terus menaip.. ....to be continued...chiow
Friday, 24 August 2012
Thursday, 23 August 2012
Oh emm geeeee...
New comers in da houseeee!! Jeng3x..... We warmly welcomed u and pls be ready for the journey!!
Today, G came in the office with full of anger towards E* while talking about his FENG SHUI (just because the grill never opened-wide) where E* don't give an effing damn *with her cynical smile on the face*.. for that first 2 hours till the new comers and his wife reached the office... it all ends there... G changed his tone to a mellow romantic voice...... E* is left with a big thought if she should survive with G the grumpy person for and ever or need to leave a notice (!!) on G's table after completing the 3-months prob?
But am glad.... Howsoever he is angry, he still looking for / need us! HAHAHA *kau ada? kau sikda......*
...to be continued..
Wednesday, 22 August 2012
Version 1 --- Dialog Between Mr G & Mr N ....
Mr G : Hello ! Morning , Mr N.
Mr N : Hello ! Morning , bro.
Mr G : Free to talk ?
Mr N : Sorry , Still having meeting .
Mr G : Ok . Please call me "URGENT' ... (hang off the phone)
Mr N : HELLO.. Mr. URGENT ! ......
Friday, 17 August 2012
Thursday, 16 August 2012
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
First Day of Work 2:
Having been away from this field for quite some time, H* made a decision a little less than a year ago to join this firm. H* informed Mr G that given the opportunity, H* would be super duper grateful and was willing to brush up her knowledge again.
Conversation between Mr G and H* during headhunting .....
G: "You will definitely enjoy working here. The company is currently being selective, we only go for the big projects. For the small scaled ones, we just let our staff handle them. They may bring the work home. We let them use the company name. And at the end of the day, they get to have big chunks of the profit. "
H: "Sure sounds interesting. But I've been away from this field for quite some years."
G: "No worry. We have 4, 5 seniors in the office who can teach you. They're good in photoshop, renderings, designs. As the company has its own format of presentations, they will guide you. Chill"
Well, having sweet-talked into joining thewell-established firm, H* reported to work. On the first day of work, she was introduced to I* -joined in 3 months earlier, S*-been around for 6 months, D*-came in a month after I* and W*- a trainee. Seniors?! Mei you seniors! and she...was left dumb-founded.
Ok, maybe I bluff a bit. There were seniors alright, at our main office, in another part of the state, of which, we are almost completely cut off from. Yes, we do share the same company name, but we mind our own businesses. Mr G's main policy: for any work inquiry, please refer to Mr G, and Mr G alone. Not other engineers, lawyers, doctors, not even your other boss who is the rightful AR.
..............more to come. To be continued.
Having been away from this field for quite some time, H* made a decision a little less than a year ago to join this firm. H* informed Mr G that given the opportunity, H* would be super duper grateful and was willing to brush up her knowledge again.
Conversation between Mr G and H* during headhunting .....
G: "You will definitely enjoy working here. The company is currently being selective, we only go for the big projects. For the small scaled ones, we just let our staff handle them. They may bring the work home. We let them use the company name. And at the end of the day, they get to have big chunks of the profit. "
H: "Sure sounds interesting. But I've been away from this field for quite some years."
G: "No worry. We have 4, 5 seniors in the office who can teach you. They're good in photoshop, renderings, designs. As the company has its own format of presentations, they will guide you. Chill"
Well, having sweet-talked into joining the
Ok, maybe I bluff a bit. There were seniors alright, at our main office, in another part of the state, of which, we are almost completely cut off from. Yes, we do share the same company name, but we mind our own businesses. Mr G's main policy: for any work inquiry, please refer to Mr G, and Mr G alone. Not other engineers, lawyers, doctors, not even your other boss who is the rightful AR.
..............more to come. To be continued.
TI Dictionary
This is the cover for latest version of TI KnowItAll English Dictionary.. =D
Here are part of the contents...
......more content to be revealed
Monday, 13 August 2012
Phrase of the Day....
"Soonest the Possible"
Example 1:........Please revert back soonest the possible.
Example 2:........Hope to hear from you soonest the possible.
Example 3:........I will update you soonest the possible the supplier submit in the price.
**Note: His words, not ours. Peace.
Saturday, 11 August 2012
Weekend....
....is peace. And so we HOPE.
Yet another week gone by without any clear news on the arrival of our Philippine colleagues. We anticipated nothing, to be honest. Mr G has been telling us his plan to employ staff from our counterparts since like, forever? Then he had flown himself there once to headhunt. That trip was months back, and now? Nada.
This man lies through his teeth ALL of the freakin time, we now know too well to ever believe him again. If there's one thing that we learn here in the office, it's to ignore his crappy tales.
And talking about tales, here are our 'first day of work' tales to tell.
First Day of Work 1:
Of all us here, I* is the longest serving staff who has been around for over a year. I* came here as a fresh grad, all psyched and eager to start her working life. So the story goes, she arrived in the office on her 1st day of work, nervously beaming at the shy guy seated at the reception table. Soon after, Mr G came and invited her into his office. After briefing her on her duty, he led her out to the office area and introduced her to S* at the reception. AND... that was the end of the staff intro. So asked I*, "Where are the rest of your staff?", answered Mr G, "Oh, I sent them all to man the sites." FULLSTOP.
Those 'staff' that he had sent to sites, those were his imaginary staff. I* never got to see them. AT ALL..
........to be continued. Ciao
Yet another week gone by without any clear news on the arrival of our Philippine colleagues. We anticipated nothing, to be honest. Mr G has been telling us his plan to employ staff from our counterparts since like, forever? Then he had flown himself there once to headhunt. That trip was months back, and now? Nada.
This man lies through his teeth ALL of the freakin time, we now know too well to ever believe him again. If there's one thing that we learn here in the office, it's to ignore his crappy tales.
And talking about tales, here are our 'first day of work' tales to tell.
First Day of Work 1:
Of all us here, I* is the longest serving staff who has been around for over a year. I* came here as a fresh grad, all psyched and eager to start her working life. So the story goes, she arrived in the office on her 1st day of work, nervously beaming at the shy guy seated at the reception table. Soon after, Mr G came and invited her into his office. After briefing her on her duty, he led her out to the office area and introduced her to S* at the reception. AND... that was the end of the staff intro. So asked I*, "Where are the rest of your staff?", answered Mr G, "Oh, I sent them all to man the sites." FULLSTOP.
Those 'staff' that he had sent to sites, those were his imaginary staff. I* never got to see them. AT ALL..
........to be continued. Ciao
Saturday, 4 August 2012
Ice-breaking
Not a first timer on blogging stuffs but it's a fresh stuff to introduce y'all to our super duper smoking hot stories abt our most beloved irritating, one and only 'man'/ main character,which is better known as Mr. Know It All.
Not much to intro, let's start with...
Name: -Mr. Google-
Profession: 'I know it all' means he is the director, Ar., Ir., Dr., Lawyer, etc.
Reason to hate him: U live with him, u'll know why.
Ok, let's end it here. Cos i need time to dig my head to express my unsatisfied feelings/ hatred. Babes, let's do it! So wait... Cos more to come in future. Stay tune.......
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